Music:

Woke up at the Aquarium by Breakmaster Cylinder
Bitter Bit by Blue Dot Sessions
Runway 12 by Blue Dot Sessions
Depths of Field Retreating by Blue Dot Sessions
Pelly's Overture by Blue Dot Sessions
A Aecollection by Blue Dot Sessions

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Ok, so, strong disclaimer this week. Also, spoilers. Maui, in his attempt to be born backwards out of a being that's kind of but not really death, he decides he must enter her vagina and be born out of her mouth. Therefore, we will all have immortality.

But wait, there's more. She wakes up as he's entering and, surprise, she has obsidian teeth in her vagina, crushes and beheads Maui, and that's how he dies.

The scene is 100% not sexual and really should be read in a birth/death framing, but it's hard to rationalize away what's literally happening.