On the A64 between York and Leeds, there used to be a large sign (Letters, 1 January) near its rehoming centre reading: “Dogs Trust”. Underneath, someone added: “Cats don’t”.
Lindsay Walter
York

Seen on a farm gate here in Norfolk: “Potatoes” – to which had been added “Twinned with Pommes de Terre”.
Paul Wright
King’s Lynn, Norfolk

Growing up as a teenager in the 1960s I enjoyed, for several years, seeing a signpost to the little village of Iken in Suffolk with the addition “Tina Turner”.
Stephen J Decker
Benfleet, Essex

Perhaps if British railways replaced their copper signalling cables with fibre optics they would be less attractive to thieves and also faster (South Yorkshire train passengers face delays after theft of signalling cables, 31 December).
Tony Meacock
Norwich

This is not any old cobblers, it’s M&S balderdash (Marks & Spencer launches ‘nutrient dense’ range for people on weight-loss jabs, 30 December).
Michael Fuller
Ampthill, Bedford

Just in case anyone can’t wait until at least March, Easter eggs are already on sale in Morrisons.
Chris Burr
Stoford, Somerset